Hey Voidfarer, you don’t leave folx behind I respect that. I remember when my old squad deserted me on a job that went south of bad. Right in the middle of a glass storm on the green moon of Dracona. Weird, wasn’t the fear of a lonely death that came first. It was the relief, the relief that I wasn’t taking anyone down with me. In this one Raine, Xandar, and H.A.R.T look behind.

Hey Voidfarer, can’t let the infection get too deep. Wait too long and it’ll be all rot straight to the bone. Get in quick, decisive like. Even just a little piece left is enough to fester. Won’t know where you begin and the decay ends. In this one Raine, Xandar, and H.A.R.T make the incision.

Hey Voidfarer, remember not everything you come across is out to get you. Most things are, but not everything. The slip starts when you begin to see everything as a target, a threat. Not your fault, remembering how we’ve been hurt’s how we learn to survive. Life’s about more than just surviving though. In this one Raine, Xandar, and H.A.R.T learn what remains.

Hey Voidfarer, all sorts of interesting cuisine throughout the Void if you got the stomach for it. All those planets with all their different cultural dishes brought and shared with the whole galaxy. That will then take those new dishes and add their own spin. It’s hard to know where anything actually comes from anymore. Whatever it is, fix me a plate and I’ll bring the Void Rum. In this one Raine, Xandar, and H.A.R.T go down real smooth.

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Hey Voidfarer, no one really knows what all is out there. You can’t really map out the Void. Nothing about it is static; it's all constantly spinning, colliding, and coming undone. Just when you’ve seen something beyond humanoid description, there’s something even more spectacular right around the corner… that is, if there were even corners to speak of. Get lost in it, can’t say you’ll find yourself- but you’ll find something. In this one Raine, Xandar, and H.A.R.T break new ground.

Hey Voidfarer, when I was coming up they sang us all kinds of songs about how glorious a life a voidfaring would be. Endless opportunity and untold bounty. The truth, well by now you know the truth. But when you gotta move people, like really move ‘em- you need something greater than the truth. You need a story. In this one Raine, Xandar, and H.A.R.T set the record straight.

Hey Voidfarer, gotta say I liked the way you handled things back there. You may leave a trail of disaster and ruin in your wake, but at least you do it with style. No one ever changed the Void copying someone else, at least- that’s what I say. Who knows, maybe we have shot after all… In this one Raine, Xandar, and H.A.R.T reconnect.

Hey Voidfarer, ain't nobody or nothing meant to be in a cage. That’s the way I see it anyway. Even if something scares you, you can't draw a line around it and forget it. The Void will remember. And what’s scarier than that endless sea of purple and black? You just try putting that in a box… In this one Raine and Xandar pick up the pieces.

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Hey Voidfarer, when you gotta cut something out make sure you get it all. Sometimes even just a little piece of infection is enough to retake your whole system and then some. You got to get in there deep and rip out every last bit- just make sure you don’t go damaging the good stuff beyond repair with it. H.A.R.T reaches into the heart.

Hey Voidfarer, remember when I told you about my old man? One that took off for the stars first chance he got, left us high and dry? Caught up with him once when I was grown. Some divey spacer bar at the edge of the Human System. All those years he never got outta eyeshot of Homeworld. All those years and not a thing to say. In this one Raine and Xandar see for themselves.

Hey Voidfarer… nice. Looks like you ended up on the wrong end of this one. We’ve been set up so many times it’s hard to know which way is up and which is down. Listen, just when they think they’ve caught you with your tail between your legs, that's when you straighten up, pull your head outta your ass, and start firing back. In this one H.A.R.T spins it around.

Hey Voidfarer, just stick to the plan, got it? Been on enough of these jobs to know things start going south when folks get carried away. A little improvising can save your tail, but don’t get greedy… unless you can get away with it. Like I always say, get in quick, get out clean. In this one Raine and Xandar give ‘em the slip.

Hey Voidfarer, There’s more than one type of smarts- I don’t gotta tell you that. And while I ain’t never been much for books myself, it’s good to stick close to those that do. The one surefire way to get yourself into trouble is thinking there’s only one way to go about something. Takes all types in the Void ya know? In this one H.A.R.T hears them out.

Hey Voidfarer, I ever tell you about the time I spent in the clink? Total misunderstanding. Couple bruisers on the Stone seemed to think I nicked their transport humvee and maybe a few diamonds from it went missing, who could say? Point is… in there you only have what you come in with. Everything else you gotta make, steal, or borrow. In this one Raine and Xandar get their legs under them.

Hey Voidfarer, headed straight into the hornet's nest again are we? Well, no sense in letting them come to you. And if we’ve learned anything about each other so far… you prefer a direct approach. Any way I see it, we ain’t getting out of this one without getting stung. In this one Raine, Xandar and H.A.R.T reach a crossroads.

Hey Voidfarer, don’t matter how big the other guy is if you’re ready for the fight. Us little guys, we’re used to taking cheap shots, ain’t we? See, the first fight is psychological. After you get past that, well then it just takes one solid hit. In this one Raine, Xandar and H.A.R.T take the high road.

Hey Voidfarer, in the Void, green is king. Green’s as good as gold. You find just an inch across these howling wastes where something can put down roots and grow, now that’s a windfall. Life’s the scarcest, most precious resource we’ve got out here. We got to cultivate it… we got to defend it. In this one Raine, Xandar and H.A.R.T leave no trace.

Hey Voidfarer, I’m looking at our odds and I like what I see. She’s a good ship. Everything you want in a dogfight. Yeah, she's got the speed and the firepower, but what's more: she’s got a soul. Not one of them Voidships fresh off the production line… No, the Corsair is a real Voidfarer’s vessel. A real hopper. In this one Raine, Xandar and H.A.R.T take command.